- bae: come over
- me: do you have food
- bae: my parents aren't home
- me: are they coming back with food
if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused
Please stop complaining about people’s thick accents. They learned an entire language, allowing them to communicate with you; the least you could do is respect that.
During his appearance on the Late Show with David Letterman on Monday night, the comedian made it very clear where he stands on the issue of gender equality: He supports it and thinks you should, too.
Your world would be easier if I didn’t come back.
That’s true. But it wouldn’t be my world without you in it.